mamalizmas:

cockyroaches:

one-time-i-dreamt:

funnyihope:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Out of all the advice Logan Paul could take

Oh god what did he do THIS time

Does logan paul just fuck up every january? Like making suicide jokes last year wasn’t enough he’s gotta “go gay for the month of march” also???????

well even if he does, good fucking luck babe because aint nobody in this community wanting to go near your crustass

triplestaff:

drakkn:

drakkn:

theres a guy in my asian art hist. class who is visually the epitome of a redneck stereotype except hes an art history major and is very clearly passiomate about it

imagine a bowlegged white guy with a beard wearing flannel, a belt buckle, and cowboy boots talk about the intricacies of a hindu temple in sri lanka. this is the future liberals want

Fuck yes it is

beetledrink:

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

ankle-beez:

irlbop:

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

naturetape:

danefonda:

i really do think the excess of memes about tops and bottoms that accidentally turned them into gendered categories is mostly the result of the fact that no one making those memes has ever had sex and they think top/bottom are innate identities 

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

pissvortex:

thank you to the person in wayneradiotv’s twitch chat who found a race horse named Fortnite Dance